by Mark Buckles

I heard an incredible story
Of a girl at the beach on a foray
With assiduous zeal
She made love to an eel
Then contendedly sighed "that's amore"

A young Jewish girl named Dora
Tried somethng not found in the Torah
Nine candles she fit
Snugly into her slit
And called it labia menorah




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