Global Drifting

Due to heedless human activity, plate tectonics is increasing at an alarming rate. Soon, if this situation is not amended, Global Drifting will send the continents crashing together, and the planet will split asunder!

In these end times, watch for an increase in seismic and volcanic activity. An upward trend is evidence of a massive increase in Global Drifting. A downward trend indicates that Global Drifting is increasing massively, and is building up in silence to a cataclysmic retribution.

The deep-pocket industrialized nations have been enjoying too much prosperity for too long. Their unbridled activity causes destructive vibrations in the Earth's crust, and the weight of their cities destabilizes the continents, speeding the planet to its doom. The Third World pays for this iniquity: subduction is reducing the land-mass of some of those countries, while crustal upheaval is jamming mountain ranges into others. The Himalayas are gaining height at a record rate; snow leopards there must run down hill just to maintain an altitude at which they can survive.

What can you do? Earn Tectonic-Credits by paying people in Third Word countries to jump up and down, thus counteracting vibrations of the industrialized nations. Cease any unnecessary activity: sit quietly with your hands folded and pray quietly for the extinction of humanity. Most importantly, beseech the UN to govern the world economy, order all activity, and redistribute wealth "fairly".

Stop Global Drifting!

Blobal Drifting!

Excerpt from Hugobama Chavez' inauguration speech, January 2013:

"We will respond to the threat of climate change, knowing that the failure to do so would betray our children and future generations"

Roses for hugobama

He is ready to protect the children from a non-existent problem, the hoax of man-made climate change, whilst yoking the children of the future to impossible debt from his insane deficit spending.

Hugobama added >$5.4 TRILLION to the national debt in <four years in office, and wants to raise the debt ceiling!

The total national debt is now >$16 TRILLION.

That's 16x1012 dollars; 16,000 gigadollars; 16 terabux; $16,000,000,000,000.00!

 

Roses for Stalin

note on top picture: Roses for Stalin by Boris Vladimirski in Socialist Realism style with slight editing job by yours truly :)

human shields

Above: Hugobama using children as props as he whittles away at the Second Amendment. It reminded me of the Stalin picture, hence my version of it.

Stalin must be giggling in his tomb.


Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

- Winston Churchill


 

He started out like Trotsky, but he's catching up to Stalin.

Commies Five

The Succession.


 

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