Fractured Song Lyrics
(to the tune of "Cocaine" by J.J. Cale)
If you're starting to pout cuz your hair's fallin out...
Rogaine
If your girlfriend's appalled cuz your noggin is bald...
Rogaine
you must try...
you must try...
you must try...
...Rogaine
(to the tune of "Don't Stop" by Christine McVie/Fleetwood Mac)
Don't stop - takin' your medication
Don't stop - or you'll soon go nuts
You'll go nuts - so much nuttier than before
Sanity's gone
Yes sanity's gone
(to the tune of "Rock The Boat" by Wally Holmes/The Hues Corporation)
Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
No doncha bend over...
(to the tune of "Hair" from the musical of the same name)
Gimme a hag with dugs,
Long pendulous dugs.
Hangin', swayin', droopin',
Acrid, flaccid.
Gimme down to there, dugs!
Kneecap length or longer.
Here biddy, there gramma,
Way down there - saggy saggy.
Dugs, dugs, dugs, dugs
Dugs, dugs, dugs, oh!
Ghastly - so nasty,
Just don't get mammoplasty...
Your DUGS